Breakfast Buffet at The Grand Wailea Hotel: Can I just load $30 worth of bread pudding onto my plate?
Breakfast Buffet at the Ritz-Carlton: Eggs Benedict, my new reason for living.
Snorkeling trip on the Trilogy: Gooey cinnamon rolls. Friendly, funny, crew. Amazing tropical fish.
Pretending we’re staying at the Four Seasons: Pull up and let the valet take your car. Hang out in the Lobby Lounge. Order an expensive tropical drink. Watch the live entertainment. So this is how the other half lives.
Turtle watching: I can’t figure out what the big deal is…they’re reptiles! But they are so cute!
People watching: Now I have really seen it all. A beach bum picking up a partially used cigarette from the sidewalk. Ick. An 8-month pregnant woman in a string bikini – not on the beach – not at the pool – but in a shop! Don’t they make pregnancy-size beach cover-ups?
Flying first class on air miles: Honey, don’t you have another business trip to take very soon?
Kayaking along the coastline: Easier than I expected. I didn’t tip it over, yay!
Snorkeling with the turtles: Even better than watching from the shore. I want to take one home with me. He can have the pool.
Celebrating 20 years with my sweet hubby: You’re Still the One.
